
01 Dirty money
Washed & Wireless
A creative taxpayer, an unopened envelope, and a housekeeper who pays more tax than he does.
Read an excerptTen confessions from the other economy
A BOOK SERIES / I—XEveryone made a living.
Nobody wants to explain it.
A kingpin. A grifter. A ghost.
And seven other perfectly reasonable explanations.
Public record where it counts.
Memory where it hurts.
A three-minute test of your suspicions
Ten confessions. One tell in each. Collect the evidence, get your verdict, and give a friend a score to beat.
Open your case ↗01 / The collection
Ten books. Ten different voices.
Start at one. Or follow the money.

01 Dirty money
A creative taxpayer, an unopened envelope, and a housekeeper who pays more tax than he does.
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02 Crypto
He got to the casino early. The indictment always had somebody else’s name on it.
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03 Artificial intelligence
A twenty-dollar chatbot, a content mill, and the man who learned to invoice his own mythology.
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04 Sports betting
A math dropout found an edge. Then he discovered the house had a button.
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05 A life after killing
He got out. The faces didn’t. A retired killer tries to make a life out of the hours that remain.
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06 Art theft
Stealing the painting was the easy part. Now a masterpiece lives in a closet and nobody can sell it.
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07 The drug trade
A yard engineer built what they asked for. The water kept a different set of accounts.
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08 The confidence game
A grifter who never took anything you didn’t hand him. He would like that distinction on the record.
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09 Private equity
A company died on a Tuesday. The people who signed the paperwork still got paid.
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10 Disappearance
He made other people vanish for a living. Then he tried it himself. He missed being someone.
Read an excerptEach confession stands alone. Read 01–10 for the full descent.
02 / The fine print

Paid in Alibis follows ten men who found a way to make the world pay. A creative taxpayer. A crypto backend. An AI operator. A math dropout. A retired killer. An art thief. A yard engineer. A grifter. A private-equity professional. A man who made people disappear.
Each gets a book. Each gets the room to himself. What connects them is the money, the weather, and the things they still cannot say without making a joke.
Fiction and gonzo creative nonfiction, grounded in public cases and told through first-person narrators. These are confessions, with all the blind spots that implies.

A word from the other economy
“They don’t call it crimeStart with Washed & Wireless
when the catering is good.”